The Couch

The Couch is an all-mighty deity who is believed in by most couch people. The Couch is Lawful neutral and only on some occasions has helped someone in a outstanding way. One of those ways is when The Couch found WaCoucheGee being curb-stomped by the Italian mafia for snatching Couchcapone's great grandfather's cannoli. The couch descended from the heavens upon the mafia and cursed the Italian mafia for all eternity. As an apology, The Couch granted WaCoucheGee with immortality. Another one of these events is when The Master Table was watching over a small peasant table rummaging around for scraps laughing at him, when The Master Table was about to incinerate the boy The Couch interveined locking The Mater Table in The Prison of Secrets for all of the eternity