WaCoucheGee

WaCoucheGee was created with the sole purpose to destroy the chair revolution and make The Couch the superior being as he believes he is. WaCoucheGee is the leader of the CAC or Couch Against Chair Union who are the main enemy of the Chair Revolution and the prime believers of The Couch.

WaCouchGee is a great general and is very good at morale building. In 1782, he led the Couch Pioneers into what was then the Qing Dynasty and overtook it within 8 hours. Now all couch military bases are located in the former location of the Qing Dynasty (now Made In China). Another one of his skills is combat on horseback. In 1227, he charges at Gengis Khan on horseback and killed him.

WaCoucheGee was granted immortality by The Couch. In 1253, when he was in a near-death experience with the Italian mafia, he was nearly killed because he stole Couchcapone's great grandfather's Canoli.